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Being British is about driving in a German or French car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer.



Then travelling home and grabbing an Indian curry, or Chinese or even a Turkish kebab, then to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.....Sighs....what ever happened!



Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.....Bloody Tesco's



A couple of gems sent to me.

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BLOODLIFE
11:19 Jun 22 2012

I too heard these. Defo gems ;-)

But isn't curry a British invention?!!! :-p

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CRYPTORCHID
13:05 Jun 22 2012

Well I had my vindaloo for breakfast ;)

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xxEmaeraldxx
16:20 Jun 22 2012

Ha! how true is that.. bloody hell, it's annoying Mr. Ban!

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LadyXblackXRose
16:20 Jun 23 2012

Bloodlife you are correct.



It is thanks to the British Armies invading India whilst trading spices and such that it was stumbled upon.

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Oh come to me you yummy journals, I dribble with anticipated delight at your succulent beautiful sight...Bloody hell I need a life : (

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spookshow
11:25 Jun 15 2012

*Slap* Better now dear?

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BLOODLIFE
11:27 Jun 15 2012

lol!!

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Seshat
11:30 Jun 15 2012

You will snap out of it when your baby comes back!

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Theban
11:48 Jun 15 2012

Dam right I am going to give her one hell of a ride ^^ *coughs^

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SinginGhost88
13:24 Jun 15 2012

Lol it's ok I suffer the same addiction. Haven't even been awake and hour and I am perusing.

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xxEmaeraldxx
11:07 Jun 17 2012

Giggles, youre nuts!

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My baby should have been home this Friday! She has been away for 3 weeks and today I get the call to say it could be another 2 weeks, which really sucks eggs! I have decided to take her out when she gets back, maybe go for a pub lunch and have a couple of drinks...you know take the scenic route and find some nice quiet country pub.



Still I need to be patient, though I am starting to feel really sad and am so looking forward to holding her in my arms caressing her and smelling her musty scent.



Mrsban is really annoyed with me as I have spent almost 2 thousand on her, it couldn't be helped. She deserves to have more money spent on her but I don't think I will get away with it. Just another thousand that's all I need and she will be running just right. Oh the joys of owning a motorbike!

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BLOODLIFE
12:47 Jun 14 2012

Ouch, whether it's deserved or not it's still a lot of dosh. Hope she's worth it!

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Theban
13:01 Jun 14 2012

Oh she is my friend, she is. I will post some picks when I get her back. *sighs*

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spookshow
11:24 Jun 15 2012

Born to be wild....

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Seshat
11:33 Jun 15 2012

NOT the Ninja!! She will come back better than ever.

My other half just moved on up from his sports bike and purchased a Boulevard. I had him increase his life insurance...

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Theban
11:43 Jun 15 2012

Yes the Ninja : (

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